Zombie movies that are worth your time +
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
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Why is it that pretty much every guy I talk to is only interested it sex and masterbation? I wonder if they realise it’s kind of boring.
In norse mythology Loki had quite a lively sex life. Not only did he have children with his wife Sigyn, the giantess Angrboda and the stallion Svadilfari. He also had the habit of changing into a beautiful Maiden and seducing Midgardian men. There used to be a lot of men, especially black smith and druids, who claimed to be offsprings of Loki.
Yo momma jokes just acquired a whole new level of creepy.
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The happiness which this reply produced was such as he had probably never felt before, and he expressed himself on the occasion as sensibly and as warmly as a man violently in love can be supposed to do.
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WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
YOUVE CREATED A GOD
And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.
- The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B
How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Be Benetom Hidddlestennant.
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